Friday, March 25, 2016

jokes by lily

lily has been developing and discovering her own little brand of humor lately.  it is usually pretty random and funny only to her (kevin and i are in the amused bafflement category), but she has come up with a couple gems that made me LOL for real.  read on for the ticklement of your funny bone.

1) backstory: we have two cats; sirius and jasmine

mama (to lily about something she had said or done): are you serious?
lily: no, i'm jasmine!

2)
lily: why did the chicken cross the road?
mama: why?
lily: to get to the other side!  why did the cat cross the road?
mama: why?
lily: to get to the other side! why did the mouse cross the road?
mama: why?
lily: to get away from the cat and the chicken!



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